This is a fanblog dedicated to all things Tyrion Lannister, a character from the book series A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin. This blog will contain spoilers as well as occasional Peter Dinklage appreciation.
Jeoffrey: Where's your respect for tradition, uncle? Come, everyone! Pick her up and carry her to her wedding bed! Get rid of her gown she won't be needing it any longer. Ladies, attend to my uncle, he's not heavy.
Tyrion: There will be no bedding ceremony.
Jeoffrey: There will be if I command it.
Tyrion: Then you'll be fucking your own bride with a wooden cock.